Your house will soon be filled with the constant sounds of "mom, mom, MOM!" yelled from across the house for no apparent reason. You will be in the middle of any phone call or conversation with another adult, and someone will pull on you to ask to go to the bathroom RIGHT NOW! Your shower will no longer be a sacred place, but will be an open house for anyone in the family to walk in asking why there is no orange juice in the refrigerator. You'll have a day where you feel like Wonder Woman, because after a decade, you've finally gotten this mom thing down, but within an hour everyone in your house will be melting down. Including you and the dog.

Believe me, you need a place where you can shut the door.

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